An Earthly Personal Ad

Beautiful planet seeks compatible humans
for long-term committed relationship

Me:

4.5 billion years old (but look younger)
Strikingly beautiful and very well endowed
Highly evolved, intelligent, and accomplished
Head of a large, extended family
Very generous and giving, but don’t want to be taken advantage of
Seeking a committed but not exclusive relationship

You:

Enjoy forests, mountains, oceans, and diverse plants and animals
Very willing to listen and learn (including from “other” life forms)
More interested in the common good than personal gain and material wealth
Ready for a long-term, committed partnership based on deep love and mutual respect

Interested? Let’s connect!

Published in Elephant Journal, April 2018

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